Toast Motherf@#kers Shirt

At last long, the official Toast Motherf@#kers Club (Dave Hill's global toast appreciation society) shirt is BACK, drawn by Dave in his spare time away from eating toast and available in either lightly-toasted (BROWN) or burnt (BLACK) with butter-colored ink! Show your love for toast, toast admirers, and just the toast lifestyle in general by proudly wearing this Toast Motherf@#kers shirt at breakfast, lunch, dinner, and then breakfast again. Printed on a super comfy shirt, this is the perfect shirt to wear while making, eating, or even just thinking about toast and any and all other toastable items. At the bottom, it says "I only eat toast on days that end in Y. And then a couple other days besides those," which just adds to the good times. Please specify lightly-toasted (BROWN) or burnt (BLACK) when ordering or your shirt will be toasted for you!!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, especially you, Sexy Billy.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US