Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit Shirt in BLACK!

$24.00
Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit Shirt in BLACK!

Become a member of Dave Hill's seriously infamous street gang the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit, a global organization of people who basically have zero time for bullshit and also stuff that is just kind of annoying in general, including but not limited to loud talkers, wrap sandwiches (and/or other subpar food items of the sandwich genre), bad parking jobs, and people who make noises while chewing gum just to name four things without even really trying basically. By wearing this shirt, you are officially ordained the leader of your local DSWHB chapter, which is awesome. In the event that someone in your town also has this shirt, Dave will establish a hierarchy via a group text that will take place after midnight. Also, this shirt is 100% cotton and comes in XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, and pretty much every other size so be sure to say what size you want when ordering or Dave will completely lose it. Oh, and this is the classic, original DSWHB T-shirt featuring an irritable snake saying "I have basically had it" and then there is a switchblade, which is awesome. This is a design by Dave that dates back to the formation of the gang by Dave way back in 2011 when he had basically finally had it. So there. Try and stay calm while you wait for it to arrive if you can possibly manage.

Don't forget to like the DSWHB Facebook page or Dave will completely lose it! https://www.facebook.com/DangerousSnakesWhoHateBullshit

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, as long as you are street.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US