Don't Futz With My Dingus Shirt

Are you tired of people futzing with your dingus? Then this is the shirt of you. Not only does this shirt tell everyone not to futz with your dingus, but there is also a picture of Dave with his bike helmet on, which really helps drive the message home. In fact, if anyone even thinks of futzing with your dingus while you are wearing this shirt, Dave will refund your money entirely and then go toilet paper the home of the futz attempter.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!